Roy Cox
Roy's Bio as told by Rod Prince
Roy was born in Boys Town, a suburb of Matamoros,
Mexico.
The illegitimate son of poor but ignorant lesbian sheepherders, he spent
his younger years trading sheep and goat digestive tracts for sexual
favors.
Cox, a consummate liar, tells people he conceived and founded the legendary Texas guitar band Bubble Puppy. He also claims to have written all the songs, was the lead singer, band leader, booking agent, financier, bus driver, producer, and overall God of the band.
His imagined exploits with the Puppy have led to many lengthy stays in the Moral Deprivation unit of the State Hospital for the Irredeemably Egotistic.
Roy lives in the mountains of West Texas now, where he makes his living
as a sperm donor for the numerous flocks of tasty sheep that populate that
region. The number of new-
born
animals with a notched left earlobe attest to his prowess in his new career.
Plenty more out there jokes the deranged Cox in a recent interview with
SheepPoker magazine.
This
bio courtesy of Rod Prince. It's about as factual as this spaces
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